methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

(Source: toastyghosties)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT